Monday, September 29, 2008

::I am Bored in 35 different languages::

Well, guess what? I'm BOREEEEDDDD... [surprised, right?] And there's nothing to talk about... so, to prove my sheer boredom to my few viewers, I am going to translate 'I am Bored' into as many languages as I can... isn't this FUNNN?

أنا بالملل. [Arabic]
Derob ma I. [backwards english]
Аз съм отегчен.[bulgarian]
Estic avorrit. [catalan]
Ja sam dosadno.[Croatian]
我乏味。[(Traditional) Chinese]
Já jsem nudil. [czech]
Jeg keder sig. [danish]
Ik ben onbezet. [this one says I am unoccupied] [Dutch]
I am bored. [English]
Ako ay naiinip.[filipino]
Olen kyllästynyt. [finnish]
Je m'ennuie. [French]
Ich werde gebohrt. [German]
Είμαι βαριεστημένος.[Greek]
אני משועמם [hebrew]
मैं ऊब रहा हूँ. [hindi]
Saya bosan.[indonesian]
Sono annoiato. [Italian]
私はうんざりする。[Japanese]
나는 지루한다.[Korean]
Es garlaikoties. [latvian]
Man nuobodu.[lithuanian]
Jeg kjeder meg. [norwegian]
Jestem znudzony.[polish]
Eu sou furado. [Portugese]
Sunt plictisit. [romanian]
мне скучно [Russian]
Ја сам досадно[serbian]
Ja som nudil. [slovak]
Jaz sem dolgcas. [slovenian]
Me aburren. [Spanish]
Jag är uttråkad. [swedish]
мені нудно [ukrainian]
Tôi buồn chán. [vietnamese]

There you have it... All the cool languages from Arabic to Ukrainian. And there are some pretty baroque languages in there such as Serbian, slovenian, and croatian.

Wow, with so many bored people, I wonder what we're going to do?

Saturday, September 27, 2008

::One Person Karaoke Party, Are you revived?, and the Burger Queens::

One Person Karaoke Party-
So, today, I got UBERR bored after my auditions for all-county, [they pretty much sucked, ok?] and I had nothing better to do, I decided to go tubing for Karaoke vids. [I'm sorry, I deleted the explanation for 'tubing'. Tubing means that I am searching/ randomly surfing for videos on youtube, in all of my contexts. If someone asks you to go tubing, it's most likely the type with the inflatable tube and the rapids, FYI.] I sang a variety of tunes from No One- Alicia Keys to On My Own- Les Miserables. OX, my uglydoll, thinks I was really good.
Are you Revived?-
Today was the revival at our church. Bri and I are in the choir. we sang 6 songs. Then, my dad took Bri and I home.
The Burger Queens-
But not really home. He had to feed me dinner, so we went to Burger King. And Bri ate there too. My gosh, we messed up so many of their crowns [Bri, my siblings, and I]. We laughed and joked about stuff of which I cannot remember because my memory is failing me. When it comes back, I'll post it up. It was still really fun. And now, my voice is sore from my karaoke party and the revival and singing in the car.

Today is Avril Lavigne and Cosimo de Medici's birthday!!!
More on Cosimo de Medici- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosimo_de_Medici

Friday, September 26, 2008

::My friend, Noah::

Haha, you prolly thought that I wouldn't post in a while, didn't ya?
Well, while I will EVENTUALLY stop posting every day, I do have something semi-interesting to say. I finally decided to open my graphing calculator and take it to school. Then, I realized: What's the fun of having a calculator or any kind of device and not naming it? So, I debated names [on the magical baby names site- http://www.babynames.com/index.php] and I decided that I'd name him Noah, because that is a cool name.
I guess I'll do a Noah biography.

Noah, the graphing calculator: is a very smart inademate object. He knows many a thing that even the primitive humans that operate him don't. Noah is almost always right if he's in a good mood. Noah is tired of being perfect though. He longs to be freed from his smartness, and meet other calculators who share his love of the quadratic formula and classical music. But why would they talk to him? Noah is very shy, so he does not stand out very well. But can Noah break free?

today, in 1957, West Side Story opened on Broadway.
And OMIGOSH, IT'S OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN'S BIRTHDAY!!!
more on Olivia Newton-John: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Newton_John

Thursday, September 25, 2008

::blah::

Wow... maybe, I should stop posting daily and only when I have something interesting to say. It's not like any1 actually reads/ likes this. And how much do u want to listen to me rant about nothing? I'm not that great at blogging anyways.

Since I'm already posting, I might as well describe my day to whomever cares... or myself. Today was picture day... we got ID cards and mine looked decent. Waaaay better than last year. Last year, I had my eyes partially closed. That was not cool. Otherwise, that's it.

If you actually read this thing, tell me. It would be super cool. thanks. You may not hear from me in a while. *goes and sits in corner with laptop*

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

::Extreme Dog Walking::

I bet you're all amazed at my magicalness... "WOW!!! Lauren's posting REALLY early." Well... be surprised because i'm that amazing.

Okay, so today, when I came home from school, I needed to walk my dog. Then, I saw that Ariel was also out with her dog, so we let the dogs play. Then, she mentioned she was going to Evan's house to bother his dogs. Evan and I have never been friends, so I decided to join her. It is a pretty long distance by walking [2 minutes by car] and Leo stopped EVERYWHERE to sniff and mark territory. and Evan has really big dogs. I was home a half an hour later.
ANTM is on tonight!!! WOOO


TODAY IS JIM HENSON'S BIRTHDAY!!!
more on Jim Henson: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Henson

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

::Ellen DeGeneres went costume shopping::


ABOVE: Ellen goes nuts in a costume store... i wish we could do this.

Yeah, I was tubing again... yay me... and I found this. I know it's not halloween, but I'm sure SOMEBODY's [david...] looking for costumes/ costume parts. I LitLOLed [Literally Laughed Out Loud] at this. Hope you enjoy.

TODAY IS FISH AMNESTY DAY!!!! DID YOU SPARE A FISH AND EAT CHICKEN?