::The Marvelous Lives and Times of my 2008-2009 Textbooks::

So, is anyone else in this planet crazy enough to name their textbooks? No? Well, I guess I'm alone.
Yeah, that's right, I named my textbooks. ATM [at the moment], I have 4 textbooks-my darling Phillipe, the English textbook; my fantastic Waldo, the geometry textbook; my daredevil Moe, the biology textbook; and my lovely Arabella, the spanish textbook. They all have interests and personalities, like people ONLY NOT!!![<--- tour joke. will explain eventually] Here is a description of their lives:
Phillipe, the english textbook: is a very artsy fellow. He has a very obtuse figure, having over 1147 documented pages. Phillipe is not concerned about his weight though. He enjoys lounging about the house reading pieces from The Oddysey to The Scarlet Ibis. He also enjoys long walks and Earl Grey tea. His cover is also very artsy, with a yellow background and blue bubbles/ swirls on it.

Waldo, the math textbook: is your all-around, goody-goody american teen. He is very young and chipper, and is active in sports. His favorite sport is baseball. He also has a knack for math, and tutors needy children when not playing baseball. He is also an eagle scout. He is the type of person you will see helping an old lady across the street. He wishes someday to find a woman who shares his love of pina coladas and getting caught in the rain [since he is sturdy]. Waldo likes to stick to the basics and wear his favorite color red.

Moe, the biology textbook: is a geezer trucker [i know marvelous image, right?]. He likes to break the rules and live life to the extreme despite his age. He is rough around the edges and isn't particularly good looking. He isn't very healthy, but that doesn't stop him from living life to the extreme. Both Waldo and Phillipe think Moe is insane and needs to consider his health. They think he should get a more elderly hobby such as knitting or wooden ducks. [FYI, my grandpa's hobby is to collect wooden ducks. They are all in the den of my grandparent's house. You can also carve them as a hobby] Moe thinks this is stupid and continues doing what he likes. He enjoys wearing his fire book cover, despite his peeking underbelly and the looks he gets from others. rock on!

Arabela, the spanish texbook: is a spanish beauty who is loved and adored in her country of Spain. There are many dashing suitors who desire her hand in marriage, but she does not love any one of them. She hopes to find someone who shares her love of reading and singing. Her father is not pleased with her refusal to marry any of the suitors, so he ships her off to America. She is new to the country and very confused. Can she find someone who understands her for who she is? Or was her trip to America pointless?

Xavier, the World History Texbook: is perennially perky. He can always find the bright side of the most dismal crap that comes along. He also has a knack for winning/ settling arguments as a peer mediator, so he settles most of the textbooks' disputes. He loves to travel, even though he never leaves my room. He'd like everyone to be positive and to study up your history!